I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck
wxng: Reasons to Date Me: No one will ever try to steal me away from you. Sometimes I’m funny. That’s all i have
stilldefending: danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT
breetlejuice: teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late. I just had this happen except I was sitting in a towel for like an hour.
whateverhumans: rootbeef: gangstamickey: being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket being hot
When I see a joke on Tumblr:
When I see the same joke on Facebook:
nordicunicorn: candyp0p: uncomfortablechair: vicsagod: exceldamage: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK Dude I would kill for that grading scale wait, so what is it in america then? 100 A+ 95 A 90 A- 86-89 B+ 85 B 80 B- ...